Quotes of the day 3

Here's the third version of Quotes Of The Day. Enjoy!

"Please quiet yours butts"

"I think I've just broken his neck"

"Its healthy to be a homicidal manic now and again"

"Peanuts to the face!

"Shut up or I'll pin you to the wall by your ears with darts"

"Fangirling in silence is like not licking the lid of the top of the yogurt. There's so much more to be had"

"I would take great pleasure in crushing your face inwards"

"I regret showing you kawaii Obama"

"What the hell's an upsidedown e gonna sound like? I don't know!"

"My Spanish fairytale is like the Wizard If Oz. Except with lighting wizard battles and no cowardly lions. Couldn't be bothered yo write one in"

Let me know if you like these you guys!

Quotes of the day 2

This is the second set of things I've said or heard today!

"This is how our friendship works, I give you clothing to borrow and you make me look like I have a chest"

"Just am warning, I may faint when I see all those comics. I have a severe problem"

"My ice cream is made of snot"

"How cool would it be to snort coke off a book"

"Oh my god, PC Plod is my life"

"I have a tape moustache. Do you like my tape moustache?"

"Drop the beet...root"

"It wasn't meant to be art, it was meant to scare you!"

"I'm just gonna sit and hug your taco for an hour and a half"

"I'm a very tall midget"

Quotes of the day!

So I've decided to start a daily thing where I basically say the random things I've heard or said everyday.

"My dad is a pterodactyl"

"Don't kill Greg, he's my friend"

When I'm older, I'm gonna be a cat"

"I'd like a cardboard cut out of Benedict Cumberbatch for Christmas"

"This paint smells of burning rubber and dead animals"

"Don't nature me in the face!"

"Shes suffering from a severe case of Fangirl Squee Syndrome"

"Can you just hurry up and die already, I want your Iron Man collection from you!'

"Grass Explosion"

"Man toes are gross"

"He's a complete Dumbledork!"

There's my ten funny quotes for today! See you!

Rant lll : Fake Gamer Girls/FGG's

As most of you might already know, I play video games. Assassins Creed, Star Wars games, Mario, Legend Of Zelda, GTA and the Lego games are my favorite ones, and I play them as and when I get to since I adore them. However, I get a lot of stick from male gamers because of the ever growing, ever irritating population of FGG's, more commonly known as Fake Gamer Girls. These are girls that have realised video games are popular with men, and so in an attempt to catch their attention, they pretend to play video games, when in reality, they are bloody terrible at them and couldn't really care less about them.

YOU DO REALISE THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO GET A GUYS ATTENTION OTHER THAN PRETENDING YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES BECAUSE WHEN I GO TO PLAY ONLINE IN MULTIPLAYER WITH GUYS, THEY THINK IM LYING!!!!! I don't know much about catching someone's attention, but I do know that you are RUINING my gaming experience! Half the time I have to pretend to be a dude so I can actually not get kicked out the group, and trust me, its so very irritating! I swear, the next time I hear a girl who obviously doesn't like video games say "Ooh my god! I like, totally play COD, like, all the time" I will walk up to the guy she's talking to and just say "You do realise she probably has never even touch a PlayStation or Xbox controller in her life, unless its to put on a movie". I feel like the worst thing is that people are going to continue to fall for it because we want to believe them! Its a vicious and extremely irritating circle.

My advice for girl trying to get a boy
1. Tell the truth
2. If you want to say you play video games, actually try something other COD or actually try playing COD before you say you play it
3. Stay away from the gaming community if you do disregard this advice
4. QUIT TRYING TO RUIN MY FUN!!!!

What else should I rant about?