This is the second set of things I've said or heard today!
"This is how our friendship works, I give you clothing to borrow and you make me look like I have a chest"
"Just am warning, I may faint when I see all those comics. I have a severe problem"
"My ice cream is made of snot"
"How cool would it be to snort coke off a book"
"Oh my god, PC Plod is my life"
"I have a tape moustache. Do you like my tape moustache?"
"Drop the beet...root"
"It wasn't meant to be art, it was meant to scare you!"
"I'm just gonna sit and hug your taco for an hour and a half"
"I'm a very tall midget"
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