So I've decided to start a daily thing where I basically say the random things I've heard or said everyday.
"My dad is a pterodactyl"
"Don't kill Greg, he's my friend"
When I'm older, I'm gonna be a cat"
"I'd like a cardboard cut out of Benedict Cumberbatch for Christmas"
"This paint smells of burning rubber and dead animals"
"Don't nature me in the face!"
"Shes suffering from a severe case of Fangirl Squee Syndrome"
"Can you just hurry up and die already, I want your Iron Man collection from you!'
"Grass Explosion"
"Man toes are gross"
"He's a complete Dumbledork!"
There's my ten funny quotes for today! See you!
