Quotes of the day 3

Here's the third version of Quotes Of The Day. Enjoy!

"Please quiet yours butts"

"I think I've just broken his neck"

"Its healthy to be a homicidal manic now and again"

"Peanuts to the face!

"Shut up or I'll pin you to the wall by your ears with darts"

"Fangirling in silence is like not licking the lid of the top of the yogurt. There's so much more to be had"

"I would take great pleasure in crushing your face inwards"

"I regret showing you kawaii Obama"

"What the hell's an upsidedown e gonna sound like? I don't know!"

"My Spanish fairytale is like the Wizard If Oz. Except with lighting wizard battles and no cowardly lions. Couldn't be bothered yo write one in"

Let me know if you like these you guys!

Quotes of the day 2

This is the second set of things I've said or heard today!

"This is how our friendship works, I give you clothing to borrow and you make me look like I have a chest"

"Just am warning, I may faint when I see all those comics. I have a severe problem"

"My ice cream is made of snot"

"How cool would it be to snort coke off a book"

"Oh my god, PC Plod is my life"

"I have a tape moustache. Do you like my tape moustache?"

"Drop the beet...root"

"It wasn't meant to be art, it was meant to scare you!"

"I'm just gonna sit and hug your taco for an hour and a half"

"I'm a very tall midget"

Quotes of the day!

So I've decided to start a daily thing where I basically say the random things I've heard or said everyday.

"My dad is a pterodactyl"

"Don't kill Greg, he's my friend"

When I'm older, I'm gonna be a cat"

"I'd like a cardboard cut out of Benedict Cumberbatch for Christmas"

"This paint smells of burning rubber and dead animals"

"Don't nature me in the face!"

"Shes suffering from a severe case of Fangirl Squee Syndrome"

"Can you just hurry up and die already, I want your Iron Man collection from you!'

"Grass Explosion"

"Man toes are gross"

"He's a complete Dumbledork!"

There's my ten funny quotes for today! See you!